Film reviews with Jon: Twilight

I came late to this cultural phenomenon because this film had a reputation of being the worst vampire film ever made. Even having zero expectation, I was delighted and surprised to find that this reputation was unjust. It is, in fact, the second worst vampire film ever made. I can speak with authority because I am probably one of four people in the world who actually saw the Eddie Murphy movie Vampire in Brooklyn.

I don't care how badly that cute kid acts in Twilight, it simply can't compare to Eddie Murphy adopting a Transylvanian accent and being, ahem, scary. For a real taste of horror, check out the following trailer:


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