Once again I will be stealing Katie's ideas for a blog entry - essentially predicting my new year with an ipod. Katie has the stately Podley where I have my old faithful iPlod to predict my future. Let's warm it up, ask some burning questions and get some genuine insight delivered courtesy of Steve Jobs' love juice (I don't know what that is).
First up: Rewarding year at work or one step closer to death? Answer: Better Things - Massive Attack Subtext: Magic Doors - Portishead Hey, hey, looks like my work life is going to improve all courtesy of Bristol trip hop. Thanks Massive.
Second question: Am I going to be stuck in Sydney or off for some adventure in the new year? Answer: Red Rain - Peter Gabriel Subtext: Still Cold - Mazzy Star I'm going to take that as a no. Rain outside, a chilly reception etc. But most of all, I should just let you know I love Peter Gabriel and have no shame by having this song (and album) on my ipod.
Thirdly: Is this going to be a better year for the loving? Answer: Hangin' on a limb - Neil Young Subtext: On the verge - Le Tigre While Neil's song sounds negative, it's actually a beautiful song about rekindling love deemed lost. And with Le Tigre saying I'm on the verge of something great, I'll take that as it's going to be a better year.
Fourth: Another year of fat slob or will you find your inner fitness freak? Answer: Ruffwon - Hermitude Subtext: Monster in the Parasol - Queens of the Stone Age Ruffwon is this really amazing instrumental but as it kind of suggests 'Rough One' and Monster in the Parasol is about taking drugs, I figure I'll be a fat slob again.
5. Will the Rabboitohs win this year? Answer: Headache - Frank Black Subtext: Can't See - Unsane Urm, no.
Sixsixsix: Will it be a productive year creatively? Answer: Classic Noodlanding - Do Make Say Think Subtext: Get in the Ring - Guns N' Roses Mixed messages here with DMTS suggesting another year of noodling along where Axl invites me to fight for it. Jury is out on this so we'll see.
Seven: Will 2010 be better than the satan's butthole that was 2009? Answer: Reason to be Beautiful - Hole Subtext: 50 Million Year Trip (Downside Up) - Kyuss Again mixed messages but I figure I'll go with the positive and say it's going to be a reasonable yet beautiful interstellar journey of about 50 million years in length. AWESOME!
One of those unfortunate internet things going around which I rather enjoy.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Jon JH Uncle Jonny
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: du_husker randomesque kid idiosyncratic
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Mole on my hand My little belly My real smile
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Old age hair invasion (nose and ears mainly) Cracking bones Urm, my perfect hair?!
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: Stoke City FC Cups of tea The Beatles
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: Heights Dementia Conservative politics
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: Hot shower Rock action Horoscopes
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: Glasses Rebels vs Empire shirt (NERD!) Sexy underwear
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS: Queens of the Stone Age Bob Mould Neko Case
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment): Dictaphone's Lament - Tycho Natural One - The Folk Implosion Bandoliers - Them Crooked Vultures
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order): I hate being on holidays I like being on holidays What he said...
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: Face Good for cuddling Good dressers (how do you answer this without sounding totally dodgy?)
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES: Buying vinyl Arguing about music Reading a good book
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: Drink juice Travel the world Write something witty
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED: English teacher in Cambodia Retiree Pirate of the high seas
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: Japan Portugal China (again)
THREE KID NAMES YOU LIKE: Judas Damien Omen Bud
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Actually write a novel all the way through Travel to Nepal Play guitar in a band in front of an audience
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL: I like the Gilmore Girls - that's enough isn't it?
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY: I like football A little hairy Urm.. penis?
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE: Marketer Advocate Fruitshop boy
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED: Townsville Adelaide Stoke-on-Trent
THREE SHOWS THAT I WATCH: Mad Men Lost The Amazing Race
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN: Yankalilla Dequin Cinque Terra
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN THIS LAST WEEK: Home Work Bottle shop
THREE PEOPLE WHO EMAIL ME REGULARLY: G-star My sister Nigerian princes
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS: Baked Beans (Heinz BBQ flavour to be exact) Creme Brulee (Bourke Street Bakery variety) Mango flavoured yoghurt
THREE PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW: Sipping cocktails at a Thai beach resort Front row at a Them Crooked Vultures concert My recently purchased mansion (that doesn't exist)
THREE THINGS I AM HOPING FOR IN THE NEXT YEAR: Good people Good music Love (why not?)
No matter what you can say about Sylvester Stallone and his career, it's very hard to deny the power of the original Rocky movie. It's the classic story of an unknown actor fighting to star in his own film which was resisted at every level. Then it comes out, people go berserk for it and it wins a bunch of Oscars. It is chock full of iconic scenes which have become a pervasive part of our cultural fabric.
ANYHOW, I mention this because I went to see a friend of mine who works at a record store which sells collectable figurines. They had just received a shipment of Rocky figures, so firstly we have Rocky and Adrian but it was this other figure that I found totally mind blowing.
If you'll recall Paulie lets Rocky practice his boxing on frozen carcasses at the meat packing plant in the docks. Amazingly, you can buy a figurine of the carcass or 'The Meat' as the packet says. I'm not sure if anyone finds this strange or not but it's the first time I remember seeing a figurine for an inanimate object from a film before...
Someone asked me recently (urm... Katie, the only person who I think reads this blog) whether I had a Flickr site or not and the truth is I have about three of them. I tend to get enthusiastic about photography for a while and then get over it. When I return to my Flickr sites, I can never remember the log in because you have to create a yahoo account (which I never use) and I can never remember the log-in. SO, I have finally set up one more Flickr site which I'll load up some non-blog photos. Most of the photos I've uploaded are one's I had on my old Flickr site from a trip to China last year. But anyhow, you'll find me trying to be arty here... (Fail).
PS: If world leaders are serious about climate change, I think I've found a solution. Just get my idiot neighbour to turn off his Christmas lights. Seriously, the three weeks these lights are on will probably be responsible for the island Tuvalu being underwater by February. I'm not sure how much power he's chewing through to keep this going but it's probably as much as a moderate sized township. Even worse, there is some blow up sculpture of Santa riding a quad bike (!?) with Rudolph on the back in his front yard. The only problem is that every time I walk by it actually looks like Rudolph is coming from the rear... urm, sexually. Then I look closer and see that's it's not but do I have to really spend the next three weeks walking to my house and thinking everyday "is that reindeer fucking Santa?" Stop the madness and save the planet I say.
Update: Santa definitely looks he's ready for something... --
My friend Katie recently freaked me our about who you stalk online because it's really easy to be busted. I kinda thought that's the only reason the internet was invented but oh well... Anyhow, she listed her favourite songs of 2009 and I thought I'd do the same. The rules are pretty simple, pick songs that you have listened to a lot in 2009 (they do not necessarily have to be released this year though). Katie cleverly put together a mix tape to download but my zipping skills are pretty shit (WHY WON'T YOU WORK, OH ZIP GOD!) so I'll just put short descriptions to give you an idea of what they sound like (I should say that because I go to the gym during the week, my songs are generally dominated by rah-rah boy songs because that's how I roll when I pump iron and stare at myself for hours in the gym mirrors).
1. Guided by Voices: Teenage FBI Sounds like: the perfect pop song about alienation and how your crush on a girl makes you act like a crazy person. We've all been there.
2.Bob Mould - The Breach Sounds like: A break up song in two voices - one plaintive and sad: the other saying literally 'I'm sick of your shit, you bloody martyr!' Bad times were had by all.
3. Mclusky - To Hell With Good Intentions Sounds like: a song so good I named my blog after it.
4. Future of the Left - Arming Eritrea Sounds like: an awesome Mclusky song (because they kind of are Mclusky).
5. Neko Case - Prison Girls Sounds like: Southern gothic chic with murderous overtones...
6. Unkle - Restless Sounds like: Queens of the Stone Age decides to mug Daft Punk in a back alley but decide they really like each other and make sweet love instead.
7. Ludacris - Get Back Sounds like: I have to thank Tom Cruise for exposing me to this in Tropic Thunder. It's the chorus that gets me everytime.
8. Mogwai - Batcat Sounds like: You're pursued across a post-apocalyptic wasteland until eventually you are devoured alive by nuclear brain hungry zombies.
9. Fourtet - Unspoken Sounds like: Rediscovered 9 minute opus which makes you sad but is great for listening to when you're walking.
10. DFA 1979 - Black History Month Sounds like: A long lost boogie woogie classic...
11. Lily Allen - 22 Sounds like: A song that The Specials should have done but sung by an adorable skank instead.
12. Snow Patrol - Take Back The City Sounds like: A lame arse pop song by a crap band which I couldn't get out of my head and then through therapy (generally electroshock), I admitted I loved it (I can forgive myself because I like the Reindeer Section).
13. Them Crooked Vultures - Spinning in the Daffodils Sounds like: Post apocalyptic Bowie through a drone blender. To be honest, it could have been any of the TCV album here.
Having thought about it, I already want to change a few but that'll do for now right...
It's that time of the year where every dog and his Norwegian grandmother is making yearly and decade lists about the best books, music, movies, typography, episode of Rock of Love - and I'm no different. To think about the best albums of the decade is a little too much to wrap my head around just yet but I thought I'd like to write about my favourite albums of the year.
Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures Before TCV released any substantial clips of music, they played a number of shows to fans sight, unheard (I listened to the bootlegs). Despite being a position where they played to audiences who hadn't heard a note of the music before the second they saw them live, the same thing happens in every show. Once they get about 30 seconds into Elephants (above), the crowd goes apeshit. Why? because they have being possessed by the unrelenting awesomeness of undiluted rock action. I love rock music and my mancrush on Josh Homme has been well established but nothing prepared me for just how great this album is. Fuck the haters (hello pitchfork), this album was design for playing the air instrument of your choice to when you're not throwing devil horns. Sexy times were had by all.
Neko Case - Middle Cyclone A beautiful red headed woman belting out inspired country pop - what's not to love? I've always had a soft spot for Neko but this was my album of the year until the release of TCV. It's one of those albums which is somehow timeless but of its time and just exudes that spirit of being produced in a high state of inspiration, clarity, ambition and unrelenting brilliance. I love this album.
Bob Mould - Life and Times Any year that Bob Mould releases an album is a good year for me. I've been a Bob fan for 20 years and his music has been a constant in my life whether it's been Husker Du, Sugar or solo. Now, that being said, Bob is a an acquired taste and most of my friends kind of go 'huh' when I start on one of my raves about him. This album isn't as good as his last one but it's a solid Bob album (he is yet to surpass the late career benchmark of the Body of Song album).
Future of the Left - Travels With Myself and Another I was always a fan of Mclusky (this blog is named after one of their songs for example) but since their demise I hadn't really paid much attention to what the band members were up to. Big mistake. FOTL left picks up the psycho-sexual-fucked-up-psychotic-absurdist rantings of Mclusky, polishes them up and takes them to a new dimension hippies. Who couldn't love a song called 'You need Satan more than he needs you'? Who couldn't love a band who hates Margaret Thatcher with a burning passion? Who couldn't love a band as fantastic as this? Answer: only a moron couldn't.
Superchunk - Leaves in the Gutter EP Superchunk haven't released an album since, like, OMG, forever and pretty much everything post Here's where the strings come in was a bit of a let down (except the underrated Here's to shutting up). I have my theories why this happened. Firstly, the writing company for lead singer Mac is 'All the songs sounds the same music.' The decline in their music coincided with Superchunk not really sounding like Superchunk anymore. Secondly, Mac decided to sing in a higher register which just kind of sucked because he already sung kinda high already. Anyhow, on this ep, Mac is back to his lower voice and these songs (and a vinyl only single Crossed Wires backed by the superior Blinders) is a total vindication of my devotion, love and defense of Superchunk. The song Learned to Surf made me sing out loud when I walk down the street and break into air guitar at inappropriate times - yeah,it's that good.
The Dead Weather - Horehound Bluesy sexy scuzz rock. Jack rather than Meg on drums and doesn't sing too much. A pretty solid album that is greater than the sum of its parts.
Japandroids - Post Nothing Despite the guitar/drums set up being a bit tired, this album is all kinds of awesome. Just bare bones rock and even though No Age love Bob Mould better, I think the Japandroids are a better prospect.
Built to Spill - There is no enemy I'm always amazed when a band can release one of it's best albums twenty years into its career (not many have - Fugazi's The Argument being the obvious one that pops to mind). Built to Spill are other long time favourites of mine but I can't say I've really loved much of their music this decade which makes this album all the more shocking. It is drop dead fucking A grade BTS from go to whoa - no filler - just guitar-crazed-Neil-Youngesque-style-freak-outs like the old days but with great songs to back it up.
Lily Allen - It's Not Me, It's You Yeah I know I suck but I love my girly pop as much as I love my Slayer. A bit skanky, a bit cute, a bit subversive, say what you want - great tunes.
Various Artists - Dark Was The Night A compilation album for the Red, Hot and Blue organisation filled with all those indie buzz bands that we're supposed to love. However, this album (especially disc 1) is amazing both in tone and quality. Stand out for me is Bon Iver but there's a lot to discover on this record.
Sarah Blasko - As Day Follows Night More girly pop but darker, sadder and lonelier. A delicate break up album to listen to as the long, empty bitter days drag on.
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That's about all I can think of at the moment but I'm sure there's others I might remember (maybe I'll update this if I can be arsed and I'm not sure if I can be bothered writing about Bats for Lashes and the Iron and Wine compilation album). I've challenged some of my friends to come up with a list of their favourite albums for the last ten years. Are you up for the challenge? You have until New Year's eve...
